Politics

Like
any other country in the world, Portugal has its political leaders and
movements. Democracy has been around since 1974 and we have learned
to cherish it, to appreciate the complexity of the ideals and to understand
the differences between the several parties.
Though
it may seem simple, since Portugal is a relatively calm country with
a stable political system, portuguese politics are not for amateurs.
It's a jungle full of wild beasts willing to devoure whoever tries to
enter without proper training.
The
president and the prime-minister:
The
first portuguese president not to come out of leftwing parties since
1974, Aníbal Cavaco Silva is hardly a newcomer to the brave new
world of portuguese politics. One of the mentors of PSD (the social-democrat
party), between 1985 and 1995 he served as prime-minister, guiding the
country through a period of change that saw highways being built with
the occasional european funds that corrupt people didn't manage to pocket.
This abundance of foreign cash flowing into Portugal gave him a reputation
for being a financial genius and for knowing the secret recipe for turning
long bankrupt former world powers into prosperous and modern european
states. And, of course, even if few people know this fact, he is entirely
made of wood.

First he claimed to be the most African of all candidates (because his wife was born in Guinea-Bissau), then he started claiming he could sing and giving us frequent performances whenever a tune was heard (from the national anthem to elevator music). Now Pedro Passos Coelho claims to be able to extract Portugal from the deep hole in which his predecessors have buried it over decades. He also hopes, with some luck, to be able to grow a pair of lips in the process.
Political
parties:
PARTIDO
SOCIAL DEMOCRATA (Social-Democrat Party)-The political force currently
in office. It has been dividing with PS the main role in portuguese
politics for the last decades. There really isn't that much of a difference
between the ideals of the two movements. Actually, they're virtually
the same but if you ask someone from either party, they will deny it
and try to make some distinctive factors up. Basically, both of their
politics are based in criticizing whatever the previous party in office
did. It's quite sad...
PARTIDO
SOCIALISTA (Socialist Party)-They stopped being socialists a couple
of years ago and replaced their old symbol (a raised fist) by a red
rose. More recently, the rose became pink. No one seems to care about
the possible gay conotations. Especially since some of the leading names
of the party were involved in a child abuse scandal. Being gay still
beats the hell out of being a pedophile.
CENTRO
DEMOCRÁTICO SOCIAL/PARTIDO POPULAR (Democratic Social Center/People's
Party)-The most uptight and rightwing of all portuguese political movements,
they try desperately to look conservative while facing rumours that
their leader is gay.
PARTIDO
COMUNISTA PORTUGUÊS (Portuguese Communist Party)- The oldest party
in Portugal, they have been around since the 20's and are still alive
and kicking. People affiliated with PCP have something that you won't
find easily in portuguese politics: coherence. In fact, the communists
will say the exact same thing now as they did 30 years ago. Maybe that's
more a handicap than an advantage. They normally run in coalition with
the ecologist party "Os Verdes."
BLOCO
DE ESQUERDA (Leftwing Block)-Some of the people in Bloco really are
gay and they couldn't be more open about it. It's a coalition of small
leftwing parties which joined forces a couple of years ago and managed
to get two candidates elected to parliament. They are really popular
among young people and one of their leaders is the brother of the presidente
of CDS/PP (see above). Go figure...
PARTIDO ECOLOGISTA "OS VERDES" ("The Greens" Ecologist
Party)-Always hidden behind PCP, this isn't really a political party,
just a group of people who do politics as a hobby. Some also do sports.


BENFICA,
SPORTING and PORTO-To the left you can see the logos of the three most
important political movements in Portugal. To some, these would look
like plain football club logos but that is not correct. Of course, they
are also football clubs, but if there are institutions for which the
portuguese would risk their physical integrity, it would be one of these.
Forget political parties. If football clubs could run for elections
there wouldn't be a parliament seat left for "real" politicians.